If Kimora Lee Simmons can have fabulosity, then I can have hideousity.
Be prepared to chuckle.
These are the lamps that my in-laws gave me. I thought, "Hey, those are kind of cool. I can use them in the guest room."

{Insert hideous music}
Then my FIL drug out the shades. Gasp!

What the heck! Those tuley-gold-braidy-ruffled things turned perfectly respectable lamps into some kind of French fashion disaster. Ack!
I tried to not take the shades, but FIL insisted.
DH made comments about those ugly shades for 300+ miles while bringing them home. I even tried to dump them at a truck stop, but DH caught me.
There's no way I'm using those shades unless they undergo a complete overhaul.
Otherwise, I love the lamps.